Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
