I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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