I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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