so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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