I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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