why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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