with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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