the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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