Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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