i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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