His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
