If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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