You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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