does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
