I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's rum buckets o'clock
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize
