Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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