She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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