My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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