need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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