He asked to "fluff my boner.."
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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