Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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