remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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