Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im having a threesome with these popsicles
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Even my vagina gasped.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
