Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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