We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
high people should be assigned attendants
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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