Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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