need another drink. this is the easiest way
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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