But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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