okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Still dying that you shit outside
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
