he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You have to summon your inner elephant
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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