she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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