Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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