He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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