absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She said her name was "party"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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