You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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