just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize