We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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