You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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