is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So drunk its hurt
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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