My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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