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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My penis needs a shock collar
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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