She announced her abortion via fbk
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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