so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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