Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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