It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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