That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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