I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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