Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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