somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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