um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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