ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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