What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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