Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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