She is in my trunk
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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