is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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